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ten things
1. sometimes i think about having just bought a lot of biscuits (cookies) - so many biscuits (cookies) that my boot (trunk) is just full of biscuits (cookies) - and i live on the top floor of my building and i need to get my biscuits (cookies) out of my boot (trunk) and take them up there, which means i'll have to use the lift (elevator) so i say to myself, "Well, i suppose i'll have to get all these biscuits out of the boot and put them in the lift then, won't i ?" man, would i sound smart to myself if i said that to myself.
2. the sick devil bugs that have one big flaccid claw attached to their ass which they drag on the ground behind them as they scuttle around the bathroom in droves. sick.
3. smallish, box shaped worlds stacked in the lamplight, five buckets of gravel (sorted according to size and color), a mass of tubes and a box of tiny fluorescent lights, plants waving in tall water-filled plastic bags, a dumb little clown holding a bunch of balloons that bobs up and sinks down at regular intervals
4. teach me some melodious sonnet / sung by flaming tongues above
5. booths all over the city that say STD in huge letters all over them. sometimes the letters sparkle, sometimes they have neat 3-d shadow effects. it is enticing, but i'm not sure if it's worth entering one to see if its really what i think it is.
6. elvis's devil in disguise
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8. children yelling TARD! MONGOL! is affection and tards and mongols throwing rocks in return is affection. i think rock-pelted children yelling GANDHI! GANDHI! is also affection, but i'm not sure. it's all headmath to me.
9. it's joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel jeol joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel jole joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel jeol joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joelj oel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joe ljoel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel ojel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel ojel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel jole joel joel joel ojel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel ojel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joe ljoel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel
10. i'm sure this vegetarian diet is healthy and crap, but sometimes i swear i would kill for a steak. specifically i would kill a cow, cook it, and eat it. when i go into the city on my day off i eat as much meat as i can, which is actually really disgusting and makes me sick every time. i never learn, not when it comes to meat. i'm also fairly certain everyone in my village smells my meat breath when i return, which makes me feel bad - bad enough to never want to eat meat again. until the next day, when i want to eat meat again.
1. sometimes i think about having just bought a lot of biscuits (cookies) - so many biscuits (cookies) that my boot (trunk) is just full of biscuits (cookies) - and i live on the top floor of my building and i need to get my biscuits (cookies) out of my boot (trunk) and take them up there, which means i'll have to use the lift (elevator) so i say to myself, "Well, i suppose i'll have to get all these biscuits out of the boot and put them in the lift then, won't i ?" man, would i sound smart to myself if i said that to myself.
2. the sick devil bugs that have one big flaccid claw attached to their ass which they drag on the ground behind them as they scuttle around the bathroom in droves. sick.
3. smallish, box shaped worlds stacked in the lamplight, five buckets of gravel (sorted according to size and color), a mass of tubes and a box of tiny fluorescent lights, plants waving in tall water-filled plastic bags, a dumb little clown holding a bunch of balloons that bobs up and sinks down at regular intervals
4. teach me some melodious sonnet / sung by flaming tongues above
5. booths all over the city that say STD in huge letters all over them. sometimes the letters sparkle, sometimes they have neat 3-d shadow effects. it is enticing, but i'm not sure if it's worth entering one to see if its really what i think it is.
6. elvis's devil in disguise
7.
8. children yelling TARD! MONGOL! is affection and tards and mongols throwing rocks in return is affection. i think rock-pelted children yelling GANDHI! GANDHI! is also affection, but i'm not sure. it's all headmath to me.
9. it's joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel jeol joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel jole joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel jeol joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joelj oel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joe ljoel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel ojel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel ojel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel jole joel joel joel ojel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel ojel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joe ljoel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel joel
10. i'm sure this vegetarian diet is healthy and crap, but sometimes i swear i would kill for a steak. specifically i would kill a cow, cook it, and eat it. when i go into the city on my day off i eat as much meat as i can, which is actually really disgusting and makes me sick every time. i never learn, not when it comes to meat. i'm also fairly certain everyone in my village smells my meat breath when i return, which makes me feel bad - bad enough to never want to eat meat again. until the next day, when i want to eat meat again.
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